when i see a cute couple my first thought is always if they’ve had sex yet
dude……………………… I love dogs
'am i right ladies' is the best way to end any text post am i right ladies
And there’s another post taken over by the broadway fandom.
They let me choose the music for the entire cosmetics department today so I chose a relatively normal playlist on my ipod and of course I’m in the middle of applying a customer’s eyeliner when FIYERRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
i nearly stabbed the lady’s eye out