supnikita:

me ‘waiting’ in line at mcdonalds 

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foodchewer:

don’t disappoint your dogs

thedeathecchi:

I WANTED THOSE REPORTS ON MY DESK AN HOUR AGO

iraffiruse:

WHO DIDN’T PUT THEIR TRAY-TABLE UP?

cassieblack:

arineat:

sigmarikz:

certaflyably:

thirstingaintdead:

Top 3 phrases that’ll create sexual tension

  1. "Make me",
  2. "oh really",
  3. "is that so"

"prove it"

"What’s in it for me?"

"Wanna bet?"

"Scared, Potter?"

koalatea:

true life: people like my hair more than they like me

selfiepolice:

i feel u

or like i want to

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